Ridiculous questions guests have asked at Travelodge

Travelodge has revealed the most bizarre requests that some of its guests have asked during the last 12 months.

And they are hilarious.

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At Kings Cross Central Travelodge, a Harry Potter fan asked the hotel manager: "What train do I get from Kings Cross to Hogwarts?"

Across the capital at London Park Royal a customer asked: "Can I borrow your turban as I am visiting the Neasden Temple?"

In Brighton, one guest had a very specific request for breakfast, asking: "Can you count out 100 beans as that's my limit for breakfast?"

Over in Sheffield, one diva asked: "Can you fill my bath with exactly 100 litres of Evian water at a temperature of 38 degrees?", while another said: "Can you arrange for us to have Christmas Day in July?"

Here are more silly questions customers have asked across Travelodge's hotels.

Is Haggis an animal?
What time do the Northern Lights come on?
What time does Nessie come up for visitors?
Does the Angel of the North ever visit the South?
Where can I find Cameron's Northern Powerhouse?
What's the best time to cross Snake Pass to avoid the snake?
How do I get out of the front door?
What time does Big Ben go to sleep?
Can you ask the seagulls to be quiet?
Can you babysit my family of gnomes whilst I go out to dinner tonight?
Can you arrange for the moon to look into my room as I want to propose to my girlfriend under the moonlight?

As well as inane questions, there has also been a host of bizarre requests:

Can you join a conference call and be my translator as I don't speak Mandarin?
Can you star in our company's corporate video as an employee?
Can you attend a meeting with me and pretend to be my PA?
Can I hold a brainstorm with your hotel team?
Can you reserve a whole train carriage for me as I have an important presentation and I need to rehearse on my journey from London to Edinburgh?
Can you go and pick up my boss from the airport as I need to finish off my report?
Can I please practice my pitch on you and your team?
Can you type a report on my iPhone if I dictate it you?
Can I have a room close to the runway as I don't want to miss my plane?
Can I borrow your suit as I have burnt my trousers?
Can you do my tax return?
Can you call me out of a meeting and say it's an emergency so that I can catch my train?

Shakila Ahmed, Travelodge spokeswoman, told Aol Travel: "With over 17 million customers staying annually in our 506 UK Travelodge hotels, our hotel teams receive thousands of unusual requests from business and leisure travellers.

"Our hotel teams will always try their best to accommodate all customer requests but there are some requests that we physically just cannot help with such as controlling the weather, arranging a meeting with Nessie. and switching on the Northern Lights."