A motorist has shared a "passive aggressive" note left on his car windshield, along with his response.
The driver returned to his car to find a note reading, "Who the hell are you a*****e?"
So he responded in kind, writing: "To better assist with your inquiry, please choose from the following:
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"You are concerned about my vehicle's affect on the grass, but have trouble expressing yourself.
"You think my vehicle is blocking yours, but have trouble expressing yourself.
"You are a note writing enthusiast who has trouble expressing yourself.
"You genuinely want to get to know me, and you have Tourette's."
The notes were posted on Reddit and attracted equally funny responses from social media users.
One wrote: "Well were you parked like an a****e? I don't park like an a****e and I've never gotten a note."
Another said: "You should have signed with: the grasshole".
While one wrote: "Did they come back to read and check the options that you left for them? Please update we're all super interested."
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