Any England fans visiting the St Etienne club shop as they waited for the Euro 2016 clash with Slovakia to start were greeted by an absolute treasure trove of club tat.
From a watering can to a flick knife to the club's own branded muesli, the store sells pretty much everything an ASSE obsessive could possibly want.
But perhaps the piece de resistance is this bracelet of the club's ground, Stade Geoffroy-Guichard - yours for just 450 euro (£347).
Football reporter Simon Peach, a long-time observer of club merchandise, said it was some of the greatest tat he'd ever seen.
They've got everything you could want for the garden.
But if you're not green-fingered - and if you're an ASSE fan, you're probably green-everythinged - how about about some St Etienne muesli? Served in a St Etienne bowl, naturally...
Sadly no ASSE milk to pour over it though.
And if you really want to show how strongly your passion burns for St Etienne, the shop has the perfect thing - a lamp that glows with a green flame.
What a collection.