0  of 11
Christmas cards with a difference
  • This year when you're sending the obligatory Christmas card to relatives you never see and friends of the family you hardly remember you really can send an obligatory Christmas card.
  • From the school of 'if you can't beat them join them', this card is a handy option for those celebrating their birthday at this time of year.
  • For the mad cat lady/man in your life, you can combine festive greetings with explicit acceptance of your lowly position in the pecking order. What's not to love?
  • For the passive aggressive card giver, it doesn't get any better than this brilliant card.
  • On first glance it's an homage to Christmas misery, but on closer inspection it's something much more fun.
  • For anyone who is Home Alone for Christmas - or who has a soft spot for 1990s Christmas classics - this card ticks all the boxes.
  • If all this festive nonsense is getting really irritating, you can rectify it all immediately with this card. Guaranteed to burst any festive bubble.
  • If you have the kind of socially awkward family that prefers to send cards instead of expressing any real emotion in person, then why not make the whole thing explicit with this card? It comes with the added benefit that it's guaranteed to make anyone even more socially awkward.
  • Why should you do all the hard work? You bought the card, and wrote it and sent it, the least they can do is agonise for hours over where the word 'pudding' is lurking.
  • It's an excellent point. There has really been very little clarification as to what is classed as naughty and what is nice. In fact the whole system is riddled with inconsistencies: let's get this in writing.

Advertisement