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Ten things that women would rather men didn’t pack
  • No, you are not Tom Daley. Nor will you ever be.
  • Once out of the can, it never goes back.
  • You think you're funny. You're not.
  • If you can’t swim, don’t swim.
  • Actually, the trousers are the best bit of this get-up, but you get our point...