We're not quite sure that the bear adds anything to this listing, maybe it's meant to avert your attention from the dreary decor?

The seller is obviously a horror film fan. However, it might be an idea to remove all murder evidence before putting your house on the market, even if it is fake!

Does the doll come free with the house? We hope not. It's a little creepy...

This real estate agent probably should have waited until the car was moved. 

Much like the bear in the tub, this is another bizarre bathroom addition. 

If you're going to take pictures with others around,   at least crop them out. It might also be an idea to put a shirt on too...

We don't want to know what the couple are up to in this photo.

Every good house needs a pool, just without the additional flotsam

One fail-safe way to generate interest is to get some pretty girls involved. This seller obviously has their head screwed on.

Estate agents tell us that a house should always be clean and presentable when people come to view. The advice obviously fell on deaf ears here.