- They're far too nice to mention it, but you're 43 and still living at home and having your tea cooked every night. Time to say thanks.
- Who said that Mother's Day was time for love and togetherness? As this card clearly demonstrates, sibling rivalry never sleeps.
- Because while being a mum is obviously the best thing she ever did, there was once a time when she did other things that were quite fun too.
- Finally, mum can put her feet up, having created the perfect child: awesome, kind, modest... oh hang on.
- Frankly, not everything your mum has ever done for you was an absolute pleasure, so maybe this is the stuff she needs to be thanked for.
- There's even a card for those kids who get on better with their parents at a healthy distance - assuming their mum has a robust sense of humour.
- In this world there are people who are beautiful on the inside: this card isn't for them.
- Does your mum like things a little on the cheesy side? Well look no further, because this card couldn't get any cheesier.
- Not every mum is a hugger. Fortunately there's a card for those mums who like a bit of personal space too.
- If parents can have poorly-disguised favourites, then why not kids? For those who want to declare their allegiance to mum, there's this handy card.