‘Oh Flower Of Flextension’: Alastair Campbell plays bagpipes as Brexit ‘relief’
Former Downing Street press secretary Alastair Campbell has shared a video of himself playing bagpipes to provide a “little light relief” during the “Brexit madness”.
A vocal advocate for the People’s Vote campaign group, which supports a public ballot on the final Brexit deal, Mr Campbell said his bagpipes “make a much needed intervention”.
A little light relief for all being driven crazy by the Brexit madness. My bagpipes make a much needed intervention. This is for you @eucopresident@EmmanuelMacron@peteraltmaier@WeyandSabine@MichelBarnier@LeoVaradkar@theresa_may@NicolaSturgeon@IanMurrayMP@Keir_Starmerpic.twitter.com/oSqnPWD076
— Alastair PEOPLE’S VOTE Campbell (@campbellclaret) April 5, 2019
At the end of the footage, he declares: “That was a new tune called ‘Oh Flower Of Flextension: Do Not Listen To The May Madness’, goodbye.”
He tagged political leaders in his post including European Council president Donald Tusk, Prime Minister Theresa May and French President Emmanuel Macro, saying: “This is for you.”
The reaction to his video has been awash with puns, with TV presenter Piers Morgan describing him as a “whiny, old, puffed up windbag” in response.
BREAKING: Alastair Campbell is whiny, old, puffed up windbag. https://t.co/yLO8GzP3EE
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 5, 2019
Others were more encouraging of Mr Campbell’s playing, with some suggesting venues for his next performance.
Outside the home of Tory Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg was one popular suggestion.
Can you play them outside JRM’s house?
— 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗼𝗻 🔶 (@channingwalton) April 5, 2019
Some had other jokes to make about the music, with TV producer Jim Sheridan confusing the instrument with a screaming octopus.
He tweeted: “Good god Alastair what are you doing to that Octopus!! Can’t you hear him screaming.”
Good god Alastair what are you doing to that Octopus!! Can’t you hear him screaming 😱.. 😉
BTW I didn’t realise you could play, you’ll have to bring the pipes next time your in Dublin .
— Jim Sheridan (@Jim_Sheridan) April 5, 2019
And the performance even merited a duet thanks to one fellow Twitter user.
User @lulichill shared a video of their dog listening and barking along with Mr Campbell’s playing.
i loved it ❤️you talented man but you set my dog off! #bagpipes#AlastairCampbellpic.twitter.com/225c28xGmZ
— lucy childs (@lulichill) April 5, 2019
“I loved it you talented man,” they said. “But you set my dog off!”