Anyone else heartily sick of hearing about Valentine's Day?
If you're single, you don't believe in celebrating it, or you're just emotionally mature enough to understand that a relationship can function without flowers, then the proliferation of hearts and flowers this weekend could make you fearful of getting out of bed.
Fortunately we have 10 great vouchers on an astonishing array of unromantic items that are worth getting up for.
The huge range at Adidas includes the latest sports technology to help you run a mile from the nearest person who mentions Valentine's Day - and you can stock up with a 15% discount. Just click through this link, sign up for the newsletter, and you'll get 15% off your first order.
While you're on the run, you can get your hands on any other running accessories you have your eye on. If you click through this link you can get another 25% off sale prices at Runners Need - so you can find discounts of up to 48%
Ditch the romance for some good old fashioned bloodthirsty English history, at a castle or historic property near you. Plus if you click through this link, you can get 15 months of membership for the price of 12.
There's nowhere you feel more alone than when you're catching a wave - particularly at this time of year when there's every chance you'll be entirely on your own out there. You can stock up on surfer chic for less too if you click through this link and get 50% off all sale items.
Celebrate the platonic friendship, and get handsomely rewarded for it. If you click through this link you can recommend a friend at Next. Then when your friend makes their first £50 order, you'll both get a £20 off voucher. And because this is just for friends - the system lets you recommend two at a time without anyone falling out.
Co-op Electrical Shop
It's officially the least romantic part of any relationships - doing the washing. As well as offering electrical goods, the Co-op Electrical shop also sells washing liquid and dishwasher tabs in bulk at a discount. You can use this code at the checkout to get 30% discount on household bulk buys. What could be less romantic?
If you're not buying anything for anyone else this February, then you'll have more to spend on yourself, so stock up at La Redoute, and use this code to get 25% discount on full priced items.
If you fancy something more upmarket, you can splash out at posh womenswear company Baukjen. It's offering 15% off new arrival items with this code.
Hell, why stop at clothes when you can splash out on some serious discount electronics? Value Basket offers some impressive discounts, and at the moment it's taking £10 off all orders over £500 with this code. You will have to ignore the fact it's a Valentine's Discount, but when it means you can save over £100 on a £250 tablet, there's every chance you'll be willing to turn a blind eye.
Crabtree & Evelyn
Even a company selling smellies, whose website is dominated with a banner stating that love is in the air, can be used for your unromantic needs. You can splash out on shower gel, and if you spend over £25 this code will get you a free tube of Rosewater Hand Therapy.
Of course, if you're determined to bring romance to the party you can spend the cash on some romantic perfume or massage oil, but who would do that when there's a highly practical gardeners' hand scrub or a sensible tube of shaving cream on offer?
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