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- No, you are not Tom Daley. Nor will you ever be.
- Once out of the can, it never goes back.
- You think you're funny. You're not.
- If you can’t swim, don’t swim.
- Who cares what direction we're looking in?
- Actually, the trousers are the best bit of this get-up, but you get our point...
- Leave your inner geek at home. It needs a holiday too!