Pull the Christmas crapper! Excited girl makes joyful mistake

A young girl from London, excited for the festive season to begin, wants to get into the Christmas crackers early – and her father is obviously delighted by her slightly off-the-mark recollection of what they're called.

Dad Joseph Harbinson said: "My daughter remembered the crackers from last year slightly differently now she's three, a year's a long time when you're learning what the world is... With hilariously funny festive results."

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