As the Great British Bake Off finally returns to our screens, grab your nearest and dearest, a glass of your favourite tipple, and indulge in our GBBO drinking game.
The game is simple: drink every time...
Someone says soggy bottom
Let's not lie, we giggle every time.
You learn something amazing about the history of baking, but promptly forget it
Someone runs out of time
NOT THE BISCOTTI!
Someone hasn't practised their bake
Mary just wouldn't be impressed.
No-one knows what the technical bake is
What on God's green earth is a flaoune? Don't even get us started on the mokatines.
Paul hooks his thumbs out of his trousers
Is he trying to look more macho? Who knows - it just looks awkward.
Someone's bake collapses
Paul tells someone "good luck"
But only after ripping apart their bake and reducing them to a quivering pile of nerves and caster sugar.
Mary's outfit is on point
Seriously, who wouldn't want her vast array of cute floral blazers? She nails it every time.
Mel and Sue make a terrible pun
You cringe, but also laugh. Never change, Mel and Sue.
A contestant says something self-deprecating and terribly, terribly English
"I've never baked this before it's probably rubbish."
Oh, is that why you've been awarded Star Baker then?!
The camera closes in on the only cute young baker
Mark our words, there's one every year.
It always seems to get very emotional in that tent.