Boris Johnson makes his debut on Pornhub


In a first for British politics, Boris Johnson has made his Pornhub debut (well, we assume it's his debut). The former London Mayor features in a video comically titled "DUMB BRITISH BLONDE FUCKS 15 MILLION PEOPLE AT ONCE", but no, it's not an actual sex tape.

The uploaded video is actually just of Johnson making his first speech post-Brexit.


It's already amassed over 42,000 views, despite its remarkably non-saucy content.

Notable comments include "wow, that's one massive dick", "tricky, but I finally managed to masturbate to this" and "I was quite liking it until they pulled out randomly and just started flopping about."

Well, whatever floats your boat...