First drive: Porsche Panamera GTS

It's the Noel Edmonds of the car world: Some love his fuzzy patch of facial hair, while others detest his banker-bothering ways. Much like the Panamera. Ok, not a lot like the Panamera, but you get my point, sort of. This baboon-bottomed, super-sized Porker isn't for everyone. It's big, brash and in your face – and this jazzed up GTS version is even more raucous. But is it too jazzy? AOL Cars finds out...

What is it?

It's Porsche's executive-transporting-super-giant machine with added fizz-bang-wallop. The GTS sits below the Turbo, but is still ludicrously swift for a car as long as your average P&O ferry. Slightly harder, sportier and more involving, the GTS is for punting pen-pushers to the office with a bit more vigour and involvement.