UK to get Ford 'spoilsport' key

Ford will put MyKey on the options lists of its European cars from 2012. MyKey is effectively an electronic tag for middle class children, limiting how fast they can drive dad's new Mondeo and how loud they can crank up that Def Leppard CD. Crazy kids.

The key even disables the 'ESP off' button to help prevent Top Gear-imbibing teens getting into silly lift-off oversteer shenanigans.