If the bulletproof Range Rover is a little too ostentatious then Land Rover has a great new car for you – the Discovery Armoured.
Perfect for the Bogota school run, the bulletproof Discovery can withstand 33lbs of TNT, armour-piercing machine gun rounds and even high-explosive hand grenades.
The air-spring suspension and disc brakes have been beefed up to cope with the extra weight, but the Discovery still has the same 5.0-litre V8 found in the standard car. It's good for 375bhp and will get the car from 0-60 in 10.4 seconds.
Land Rover has clearly taken the whole process deadly seriously, bringing in specialist company Centigon to upgrade the Discovery.
The Discovery Armoured is on sale now, and whilst there's no word on cost, what price not getting hit by an armour-piercing machine gun round, eh?