Two bungling thieves struggled with a 700-pound (317KG) vending machine as they tried to load it onto the back of a pickup truck.
The machine was outside a car service shop and across the street from a police station in the US.
The two men didn't bargain that the heist would be more difficult than it was. Police confirmed that they recovered the machine - minus the cans of Pepsi.
There must be easier ways to quench your thirst.