PM declares that she is not capable of 'parliamentary ejaculation' in bizarre exchange

Theresa May said she "wasn't capable of a Parliamentary ejaculation" in a bizarre exchange with a Labour MP over the decision to delay the Brexit vote.

Huq said: "Nine times the Prime Minister assured us there would be no early General Election, yet still it happened.

"As recently as this morning her hapless ever-changing band of ministers were out on the airwaves assuring us there would be a meaningful vote tomorrow, before this latest twist - this sort of premature Parliamentary ejaculation - that has put the lie to the claim she sticks to her guns.

"When she won't even tell us when the vote is deferred to, it would appear the lady is for turning.

"How can we ever trust anything she ever says again?"

The phrase was met with howls of laughter from the Commons and one MP muttered: "Wow that's strong".

May hit back with: "If she looks carefully, she will see I am not capable of a parliamentary ejaculation."