With the office Christmas party season in full swing, it's worth remembering how things can go badly wrong.
A survey from Cotton Traders has revealed that more than a quarter of people reckon they get too drunk at the office do, one in six has kissed a colleague, and one in 14 has even had sex.
And, as a result of these shenanigans, around 1 in 25 say that they've been disciplined.
The bad news is that you can legally be fired for bad behaviour at the official office Christmas party, as it's seen as a 'work context'.
"If it is an employer-organised event, then the employer can take disciplinary action against any employee who misconducts himself at the event," advise solicitors PJH Law.
"If it is an employee-organised event, then the issues become a bit more blurred. Employers can take action if employees misconduct themselves at events they have organised themselves, provided either that the misconduct impacts on the working relationships or the misconduct brings the employer into disrepute."
"I popped a bottle of champagne and hit a waitress in the eye with the cork, totally by mistake, it rebounded off the roof. I was already three bottles of wine in at that point so rather than apologise, I laughed and crowed about how awesome and perfect a shot it was." (Reddit)
"Fell over right in front of my boss taking him down with me and at the same time soaking him with my drink." (Cotton Traders)
"A coworker was so drunk, our boss said to get her out. We put her in a cab. She got out at the next street and came back." (Twitter)
"I fainted and vomited all over myself and a solicitor's shoes after the turkey dinner and one drink. It was home in a cab after that for me. " (Reddit)
"Stole and hid the awards from an Awards Ceremony!" (Cotton Traders)
"Brought what I thought were funny bears, but were in fact gummy penises left over from a bridal shower." (Twitter)
"One of the managers brought brownies and the director of operations (let's call him Jack) was the first to try them as we were setting up the food table. About half an hour later, as we were finishing up, Jack starts giggling and talking about how tall he feels. The guy that brought the brownies grabbed the wrong plate as he left the house and accidentally brought pot brownies." (Reddit)
"Ever been so drunk you've done a striptease? I have, and am no longer employed there." (Twitter)
10 luxury Christmas gift ideas for him and her
10 luxury Christmas gift ideas for him and her
At ten times the price of the latest iPhone, a phone needs to be a bit special - and this one is. British company Vertu's Ti Android smartphone is based on a dual core 1.7GHz processor, with 1GB RAM and 64GB of internal memory, and features a sapphire crystal screen for clarity and durability. But it's the services that really make this phone stand out from the crowd: the Ti features a Concierge button that contacts a team of people who will fulfil your every whim - whether that's a restaurant booking or a team of bodyguards. It costs around £6,700.
At £1,250, the Aspinal Portofino Rolling Cabin Bag costs more than most holidays but will look beautiful pretty much for ever. Handmade from calf skin leather, it rests on heavy-duty brass feet and features a lockable shoe compartment. If it's packed too full to use the leather shoulder strap, a telescopic handle emerges like magic to let you wheel it along. Rather wonderfully, it comes in a bag of its own to protect it from scuffs and scratches in the aircraft hold.
Football scarves don't have to be made of acrylic and emblazoned with advertising logos. If your other half would appreciate a rather more stylish version, it's worth checking out Savile Rogue. The company's cashmere versions boast simply the club's colours, and are wonderfully cosy and soft. They have beanie hats and other accessories too. Scarves cost £58.95.
If you've really got cash to flash, there can be few men that would turn up their noses at McClaren's new MP4-12C Spider - Top Gear's 'Car of the Year'. If you've got a spare £225,0000 lying about, that's the other half sorted there and then. But if not, how about buying him a day's rental? At £825 from www.hertzsupercars.com, it's a bargain.
The Japanese are whisky connoisseurs, and it's perhaps no surprise that the first distiller to make whisky in the country, Suntory Whisky, won Distiller of the Year for the third time at this year's International Spirits Challenge. Early next month, Harrods will take delivery of 50 bottles of Yamazaki 25 Year Old Whisky - and one can be yours, or your lucky partner's, for just £1,400.
Whole hives of bees seem to be buzzing around jewellery departments at the moment, but Theo Fennell's version is a bit special. Handmade from 18 carat yellow gold and diamonds, this drop pendant boasts a 25.15 carat Zambian emerald, topped by a 1.04 carat diamond. It costs £65,000.
Silk isn't just glamorous, it's surprisingly warm too. But it's the looks of this beautiful gown from silk specialists Vivis that will appeal. The Dalila Anthracite Gown comes in a beautiful dark grey and costs £288 from the Pyjama Store - perfect for those long winter nights.
It's a food hamper - but what a hamper! Carluccio's Italia includes a whole roasted ham, Salame La Gabbianella, white truffle oil, fresh black truffle, Amarena Fabbri cherries, venison ragu and a selection of Planeta wines. But there's more: an olive plant, a signed copy of Antonio Carluccio's Passion for Pasta cookbook and an Imperia Italian pasta machine. It costs £600, from www.carluccios.com.
New from British designer Justin Wolter, this smartphone dock is a piece of sculpture in its own right. The Gramohorn II works only with the HTC One phone - so you may need to buy one of those as well. Produced using high-tech 3D printing, it channels music naturally through its huge gramophone-like chambers, so doesn't need any power source. It's hand finished in any colour, and costs £999 in a plaster resin build, or £4,999 in milled stainless steel from from www.gramohorn.com.
Laura Orchant is known for her scarves' stunning patterns and jewel-like colours. Laura first hand-draws her images, and then digitally manipulates them into an explosion of bright colours and fractal patterns. The Leaf scarf in pink, available from Fenwicks and Laura's own website, is a particular beauty; prices start at £100.