Long Term Report: Renault Twingo #5

'I thought it belonged to one of Lucy's friends.' With that slightly catty remark, my elderly neighbour delivered his verdict on HY65RJJ – and he had a point I suppose.

With its compact size and funky paint job, the car does look as though the keys should belong to someone younger than yours truly – such as a mate of my 23-year-old daughter, for example.