Would you pay $60 for Britney Spears' hand-written shopping list?

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Here's something we thought you'd never actually be able to buy – popstar Britney Spears' alleged (we emphasise *alleged*) grocery store lists.

They're being sold on Ebay by a music memorabilia collector from Wakefield of all places.

Turns out the millennial icon has a diet resembling exactly what you think it would. The lists read like a combination of a millionaire single mother hustlin' and a twelve-year-old preparing for the best end-of-term sleepover ever.

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She favours "cinamin rolls", Dr Pepper, and the classic Double Stuff Oreos. Spears tries to keep it healthy though with plenty of soy milk, granola, and "fat-free bacon". (Sidenote: if anyone knows in what dream world fat-free bacon exists, please inform us immediately.)

And one has to admire her approach to a balanced lifestyle with a kilogram of salmon, avocados, and cigarettes.

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The lists are reportedly passed on from one of Britney's associates and handwritten by the singer herself. Luckily for anyone remotely interested in buying these priceless artefacts, they're listed in good condition, with some general storage wear.

Better be fast though – the seller only has 10 of these gems, and five were already snapped up last night. But it shouldn't set you back too much. The priciest list so far has only gone for $60. Well, we say "only"...