What are the worst excuses for missing work?

%VIRTUAL-SkimlinksPromo%"I am hallucinating" and "I've got a sore finger" are among the worst excuses that employers have been given by their work-shy employees, according to a new study.

"My dog has had a fright and I don't want to leave him" and "I've injured myself during sex" also made the list of reasons given to researchers at mutual healthcare provider Benenden Health.