Gallery: The girls of the Geneva motor show

We would usually insert some crass pun here about how the Geneva motor show presents 'hot new models' to the world on a yearly basis, or how it is the best place to see 'well-proportioned body shapes' but we won't.

It has been well documented that organisers of the Brussels motor show have clamped down on the number of scantily clad women adorning the many car stands and a strict dress code was introduced to Beijing's festival of metal this year, so we have to be careful what we say.