You're old in your 50s

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Hold the front page... ageism is rife in society. I know, who knew? Apparently we are all enslaved to the cult of youth, and the assumption that younger and less wrinkly is somehow fundamentally better. New research reveals that one in three people have been victims of age discrimination.

That's not going to come as big news to anyone, but what is odd is the news that this old age starts at 59.