It's official: my Nissan Juke R beats your Ferrari

Mark Nichol

The headline above may be the essence of lazy sensationalism, but that doesn't stop it being true: the Nissan Juke-R is quicker than a Ferrari.

That 'a Ferrari' has to be a California, mind, because it, the girls' Ferrari, gets to 62mph in 3.9 seconds. The Juke-R does it in 3.7. Every other new Ferrari is either as quick or quicker than that. So there you go.