Video: How not to park a Lamborghini Murciélago Versace

Mark Nichol

The guy in this video is a Dubai valet. That means his job is to spend all day having the keys to outrageously expensive motors lobbed at him outside a shopping centre, drive into a car park, then at a specified time return the supercars by parking them into a jumbo jet-sized space outside the entrance.

That puts him among the most tipped and pampered valets in the world; the Metro Centre in Gateshead offers a valet service, too, except its only stipulation in the job description is: 'If you're going to smoke in customers' cars, please try to bring your own tabs and avoid cadging the ones you find in the glove box.'