Video: And you thought English roads were dangerous...
We may think of crossing a city street in the UK on anything less than a red light and green man as a life and death lottery, but in Vietnam the odds of sharing your coffin with a moped are even shorter.
Nevertheless, as this video shows, there is clearly a process for successfully arriving on the pavement opposite. Slow and steady it would seem, wins the race.
Brass balls probably help too. Whether it's buses or motorbikes, our hero steers his course with the kind of shuffling precision any city-dweller would be proud of.
Click below to watch.