Why doesn't anyone want to live like Robbie Williams?

Robbie Williams isn't everyone's cup of cocoa. Maybe it's the distasteful tang of arrogance, the way a man in his forties behaves like a teenager, or perhaps his determination to crack America long after anyone with a sense of their own limitations would have packed up and gone home.

Whatever it is, it seems no-one has been dead keen for a slice of his life, and his multi-million pound mansion is still hanging around on the market. So what would you get for your £7.5 million - and could you bear it?