Video: All hot and sweaty in a BMW M3

Nic Cackett

There's no better day for gloriously pointless hokum than Friday, and hokum doesn't get anymore gloriously pointless than this.

We won't spoil it for you, but essentially it involves a very attractive young woman using a BMW M3 as a mobile orgasmatron. That fact alone means it has about as much to do with reality as a Top Gear special, but we drunk it in like a hungry toddler. Click below to watch.