Passengers campaign against 'tiny' new train seats
Answer: you make the seats smaller.
At least, that's what South West Trains has done - much to the chagrin of passengers travelling from London Waterloo to Portsmouth.
With seats measuring a mere 43cm wide, passengers say they have been left falling into the aisles and complaining of back pain - and even fear deep vein thrombosis.
But South West Trains has dismissed its customers' gripes, claiming the lack of space during the 80-minute journey is not a healh risk but merely a 'comfort' issue.
Tory MP for Portsmouth North, Penny Mordaunt, is campaigning against the new seats on passengers' behalf.
Speaking at a Commons travel debate she said: 'A seat on which one cannot sit is a seat in name only.'
To illustrate her case, she tried to fit three colleagues into the space allocated for passengers.
A spokesman for South West Trains, which is owned by Stagecoach, said the seats reduced crowding at peak times, complied with legislation, and had been deemed 'ergonomically sound' by independent assessors.
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