There we were thinking Harry Styles was part of an innocent boy band called One Direction, not a rock star from the likes of Metallica.
The Kiss You star showed off his heavily tattooed body while on holiday in the Caribbean, and revealed around 30 inkings, including two swallows on his chest, James Bond's lucky gambling number, 17 Black, on his collar bone, and his sister's name, Gemma, in Hebrew.
There are also random images of a coat hanger, padlock, birdcage, and screw on his body.
Well, anything to distract from those loud Bermuda shorts, right?
But all is apparently not perfect in paradise, with reports today suggesting that girlfriend Taylor Swift jetted home from the holiday early after the two split following an enormous row.
We're sure there's a tattoo in that story somewhere...
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