A Jose Mourinho press conference is always an event, not least because of all the people he inevitably slags off along the way.
So here (we think) is a complete list of all the people he had a little dig at during his first appearance as Manchester United manager.
"There are some managers that the last time they won a title was 10 years ago. Some of them, the last time they won a title was never. The last time I won a title was one year ago, not 10 years ago or 15 years ago so if I have a lot to prove, imagine the others."
David Moyes and Louis van Gaal
"Manchester United for many years success was just routine and in this moment the last three years are to forget. I want the players to forget. I don't want the players to think we have to do better and finish fourth. Finishing fourth is not the aim."
"To speak about one manager, one club, one enemy I don't think it is right. In the Premier League it doesn't make sense at all. If you focus on one opponent, the others will be laughing so I am not going to be part of it."
Manchester City (and every other club in the country)
"I am the manager of the biggest club in the UK. I am going to focus on our job and our club."
"You know how many young players I promoted to the first team from academies? Forty-nine. Some of them are big names, they are Champions League winners in the Euros, playing for national teams. One lie repeated many times sometimes looks true but it will never be true."
"It is not my responsibility that Ryan is not in the club. The job Ryan wanted is the job the club decided to give me."
"Maybe he (Wayne Rooney) is not a striker, not a number nine any more but for me he will never be a number six, playing 50 metres from the goal."