Ikecha Anya was keeping it real today as he bought himself a loaf of sliced brown bread.
To be more specific, the Watford striker bagged himself some stay-fresh wholemeal from Tesco, and then sent out one of our favourite ever tweets from a footballer.
Removed from the bubble of football for a few weeks. ?
I like the price of bread... 50p. 50p is a fair price.
-- Ikechi (@IkechiAnya) May 19, 2016
Some unkind tweeters replied to say it was worthy of Boring James Milner.
Others wanted to know why the loaf was such an unusual shape.
@IkechiAnya what happened to your loaf? Did you pack it at the bottom of the bag?
-- Michael Hendry (@mickhendry3) May 19, 2016
We reckon we might have the answer to that one.
IF EVA IM RUNNIN L8 4 CHURCH !!!!!!! ???
GOD IS FAITHFUL ?
GOOD WEEK Y'ALL ?? pic.twitter.com/B8gXxMApUQ
-- Ikechi (@IkechiAnya) May 16, 2016
We think it may have been another of his jumping stunts gone horribly wrong.
Whatever, given he's a Scotland international, Anya should have plenty more time removed from the football bubble over the next couple of months. We look forward to more real-world observations.