11 times Philip Hammond judged your life decisions

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Philip Hammond is due to announce his first budget as Chancellor of the Exchequer. Sure, it has wider implications for us, the economy and whatever, but instead we're preoccupied by something else: Hammond's face.

Not to be rude, but in most pictures we can't help but notice that his expression is often a bit, well, judgy.

So with that in mind, here are some questionable life decisions you've definitely made which Hammond is definitely judging you for. We're not bad people, just sometimes we do bad things - and Philip Hammond is there to judge us. We think.

Philip Hammond
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1. When you picked up a piece of food off the floor outside of the five-second rule.

Philip Hammond
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2. When you realised that your top was inside out but you were too lazy to change it.

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3. When you stole your housemate's food and blamed it on mice.

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4. When you called in sick to work because you had a couple of episodes of Planet Earth to catch up on.

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5. When you forgot your dad's birthday.

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6. When you cancelled on plans last minute for no reason other than it was raining outside.

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7. When you promised yourself you would go to the gym but instead you sat on the sofa in your lycra eating biscuits.

Philip Hammond
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8. When your "banter" was in particularly poor taste.

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9. When you left your dissertation to the last week.

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10. When you didn't wear enough layers and got cold, even though your mum had warned you it was chilly outside.

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11. When you went too hard on the tequila the night before and had a raging hangover from hell.

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But hey, it's not all bad. On the days you get up, brush your hair, get to work on time and hold the door open for an old lady, this is what Philip Hammond thinks of you.

Philip Hammond
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Either that or you told a particularly dirty joke.