Relationship break-ups can be tough - and one German man has taken his particularly hard.
Who gets all the records and cds? The car? What about the furniture? Tricky stuff. But there's an obvious solution, the spurned lover thought.
When he was dumped by his girlfriend, he took splitting their belongings down the middle seriously. And literally.
German eBay user 'der.juli' took power tools to his most expensive possessions, including a TV, an iPhone 5, an Apple laptop and even his car.
He then sent his ex-girlfriend her share in the post, while he's listed his half of the goods for sale on eBay, with the broken car now available for less than £2.
Other items cut in half include chairs, a bicycle, a teddy bear, an REM record, a sofa and even a mailbox, the Daily Mail reports.
12-year relationship left in pieces
The German also posted a YouTube video called "For Laura" - which showed him sawing the items in two, with the caption: "Thank you for 12 'beautiful' years Laura !!!!! you've really earned half."
The extraordinary video sees him sabotage his Samsung TV set, his Apple Macbook Pro and his Opel car with meticulous precision.
The clip finishes with a sarcastic sign-off saying: "Greetings to my successor".
On eBay, most of the destroyed items are listed for just one 1 euro, the equivalent of around 70p. The most expensive item is the halved Apple Macbook Pro, on sale for 9.50 euros (£6.80).