As the Great British Bake Off finally returns to our screens, grab your nearest and dearest, a glass of your favourite tipple, and indulge in our GBBO drinking game.
The game is simple: drink every time...
Someone says soggy bottom
Let's not lie, we giggle every time.
You learn something amazing about the history of baking, but promptly forget it
the little history lessons is one of the main reasons gbbo is my favourite show its just so pure you know
-- bo (@jhnkeats) July 12, 2016
Someone runs out of time
They're going to run out of time with drying out the biscotti. Calling it now. From experience #GBBO
-- Simon Clark (@simonoxfphys) August 12, 2015
NOT THE BISCOTTI!
Someone hasn't practised their bake
I become irrationally angry when a contestant on #GBBO Admits they haven't practiced their showstopper for the week.
-- Melissa Mann (@PhantomRat) August 14, 2016
Mary just wouldn't be impressed.
No-one knows what the technical bake is
-- Kat Lapelosa (@Its_Katka) August 14, 2016
What on God's green earth is a flaoune? Don't even get us started on the mokatines.
-- Dana Bowman (@Momsieblog) August 14, 2016
Paul hooks his thumbs out of his trousers
-- Emil (@EMLSQURE) August 28, 2014
Is he trying to look more macho? Who knows - it just looks awkward.
Does Paul Hollywood always stand like a cowboy?! #GBBO
-- Daniela Antoniazzi (@DanielaMA81) September 3, 2014
Someone's bake collapses
-- Zoë Plant (@ZoePlant89) September 19, 2015
"These soufflés are amazing!"
*all soufflés collapse*
-- Sam Lloyd (@HelloSamLloyd) September 30, 2015
Paul tells someone "good luck"
But only after ripping apart their bake and reducing them to a quivering pile of nerves and caster sugar.
Mary's outfit is on point
Seriously, who wouldn't want her vast array of cute floral blazers? She nails it every time.
Mel and Sue make a terrible pun
You cringe, but also laugh. Never change, Mel and Sue.
A contestant says something self-deprecating and terribly, terribly English
"I've never baked this before it's probably rubbish."
Oh, is that why you've been awarded Star Baker then?!
The camera closes in on the only cute young baker
Mark our words, there's one every year.
-- WhatsGoodBlog (@whatsgoodLon) September 30, 2015
It always seems to get very emotional in that tent.