QUIZ: This is the career you should have for the rest of your life based on absolutely nothing

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Seeing that you're taking time out of your day to complete this quiz, we can assume you are unemployed or sat at work hating all career-based decisions you've made up until this point.

This quiz will determine what career you should have for the rest of your life based on absolutely no scientific evidence or reflection of your skills and personality traits.

So, largely, it is about as helpful as those careers advice meetings you had in school. But you're here now, so you might as well give it a shot...