It may not have been a competition, but the final of The Island with Bear Grylls had one clear winner - the women.
The gang have suffered many setbacks over their month-long spell on the island, including infected lacerations, semi-starvation, fatigue and cliff-top falls.
-- The Island (@TheIsland) May 2, 2016
And the entire last episode was pretty much just one big moan - mostly from the men.
Watching my first episode of Bear Grylls: The Island and it's all gloom, depression and meh. Could of watched Eastenders and seen the same
-- Sam Beavis (@sambeavis) May 2, 2016
The men rested at the camp in various states of collapse, immobilised by funny turns and feeling faint.
'Medically speaking, people are falling to pieces.' -- #TheIsland Doctor
-- Ad (@adlynch) May 2, 2016
-- Kate Richards (@_Kate_Richards) May 2, 2016
love how all the men are dying and the women are just getting on with it ?? #theisland
-- ? jillian ? (@ryder_scanlon) May 2, 2016
Meanwhile the providers of the group, the women, set off to hunt, returning with buckets of crustaceans and juicy limes.
-- Leeroy New (@LeeroyNew) May 2, 2016
-- Joe Stubbings (@JosephStubbings) May 2, 2016
The 200-calorie meal of snails and limpets was hastily devoured with a hefty side of snark as Bear Grylls pronounced it "nowhere near enough to halt the men's physical decline".
The dire situation forced Simon to announce: "I don't know how much longer I can last doing this, I'm at a loss", before adding gloomily: "I'm the worst Robinson Crusoe in history, I think."
Lucky it's the final then, eh Simon.
Thankfully an alligator turned up which meant the men could stop moaning and revel in their manliness.
There was a lot of violent thrashing about. The alligator barely blinked.
I'm glad the boys rose from their strenuous thinking and showed the woman how to be brave skilled hunters. #TheIsland
-- Stuart Young (@Stuartyoung001) May 2, 2016
The dead worm on my patio thrashed around more than that #theisland
-- Natasha (@NatashaDecroos) May 2, 2016
Not that it convinced anyone.
Is that episode of #TheIsland taught me anything.... Women are clearly the stronger sex ????
-- Jess Johnson (@JessieJay0) May 2, 2016
Never mind that the women held the camp together while the men whinged, all hail the men for bringing a sedated crocodile home! #TheIsland
-- sarahsarah! (@sarahsarah_) May 2, 2016
So long, islanders. Until next time...