The chance to make Piers Morgan wince in pain might turn even a saint into a sadist.
And Piers is moaning that he's being singled out in his trendy spinning classes for torment by the instructors.
Speaking at the Good Morning Britain Health Star Awards, Piers revealed his "physique" was down to lifting weights and the indoor cycling classes, his sweaty presence at which he called "quite a sight to behold".
Although Piers picked up the exercise habit in LA, he makes sure he's put through his paces back in London at gym Core Collective.
He explained: "It's brutal. It's tattooed ex-marines putting you through hell.
"At the end you feel great but the thought of it makes me feel physically ill.
"They specialise in picking on me and spotting my levels when they deteriorate."
Piers ruled out a spin on the dance floor like his GMB co-host Susanna Reid, despite what she called "eye-watering" offers for Strictly Come Dancing and the US's Dancing With The Stars.
He said: "There is literally not enough money on earth to persuade me to dance on television when I'm sober. But a couple of bottles of Jack Daniels, I'm the best dancer you've ever seen."
Surely the BBC could be persuaded to fork out for some whisky to get Piers on Strictly?