Road Test of the Year 2016 - Introduction

I'm playing a game of catch me if you can. I'm two hours behind the crowd and really rather late. The rest of this year's RTOTY team left for Wales at sensible o'clock. I, on the other hand, did not.

Duty-bound to hang around on the south coast, I'm staring the thick end of five hours of motorway monotony in the face and itching to get going.