Long term report: Nissan Qashqai

Blackball Media

As I grow older and ever more cynical, I find myself wishing for the sickeningly successful people I see on TV to be beset by some small misfortune. Sometimes it would be lovely (in my twisted mind, anyway) to see David Beckham slip in dog poo as he walks down the red carpet, or George Clooney rip his trousers as he collects an Oscar.