It was seven years in the making, but this has every claim to be the best joke ever made on Twitter.
Going to sleep
-- Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 27, 2009
Fuck, I slept in
-- Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 12, 2016
Both posts have been retweeted 35,000 times - and you have to sit back and admire this guy's patience and delivery. They were his first and second posts on the social networking site.
Twitter has certainly enjoyed the brevity of his wit...
-- Malc Jennings (@roboemjay) April 13, 2016
-- Corey Dutson (@cdutson) April 12, 2016
-- Josh!! (@minmaxlife) April 12, 2016
@MarcusLepage you should never touch your Twitter acct again. That was gold.
-- The Doc (@THEMARSHOFSTEEL) April 12, 2016
You have to question whether it was the tweeter's intention to make the gag when he posted the first tweet, but we're more than happy to give him the benefit of the doubt.
And like all good entertainers, it looks like he's leaving everyone waiting for more.
Long day! Going back to sleep
-- Marcus (@MarcusLepage) April 13, 2016
Sweet dreams Marcus. See you in 2023.