ATM bungled raid: gang jailed

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Yesterday, Canterbury Crown court jailed the remaining members of a gang for their attempted raid on seven cashpoints last August and September. The court heard how the gang had taken power tools to the ATMs, but only succeeded in drawing attention to themselves, rowing, setting off alarms, and setting fire to cash with their blow-torches.

It's not the kind of story to inspire the next installment of the Ocean's Eleven films, but is it enough to give them a place in the Dumbest Criminals hall of fame?